Junkoactive Wasteman + support

Saturday 26th September 2026

Tickets: £10 adv / £12 otd. ♦ Doors 7.30pm

A TIN MAN WAS BORN

ORIGIN STORY

Whilst working as a freelance bin man relentlessly picking litter in the backstreets, he fell  into a barrel of toxic waste but was saved by tin cans which fused to his body. No longer man, but part man, part tin can.

After “the incident” The Junkoactive Wasteman struggled to fit back into normal society, he found comfort in a support group. This is where he met two other casualties inflicted with the same fate. They became the mega dance duo that they are today . . . The Tin Can Twins.

When The Junkoactive Wasteman returned to his family they did not recognise him. Horrified by his tinny flesh, his children screamed at the junkalossal monster before them. 

Attempting to embrace his wife, she was sliced by the touch of his tuna can hands. Terrified, she pushed him back and tasered him in his newly developed oil drum face, creating an electrical circuit throughout his tinny veins, first perpetual but now exponential! He fled and those he once called friends hunted him down as an angry mob.

Taking refuge, he built his Tinphonia at first for his own sanity, but now, too, out of necessity. Since his wife’s taser attack, he must now create a larger circuit through his Tinphonia and oil drum head to unload his exponential energy in order to stay alive . . . Lifes hard ey?

7.30pm – Doors
8pm – AJ
9pm – Junkoactive Wasteman
10pm – Curfew.

Tickets: WeGotTicket.com